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Medicare Part Prescription Plan


Could You Use a Medicare Part Prescription Plan ?

 

If there's one cyborg who needs a Medicare part prescription plan, it is Darth Vader, the guy in the metal underwear. And here's why he needs it: 

 

  1. His mom's name is Shmi Shywalker and he doesn't have a dad. And to tell you the truth, if I had a mom named Shmi and probably a test-tube for a father, I would have booked in advance a Medicare part prescription plan the moment they put me in my pram. And I'm not even commenting on that vulgar sounding place where Darth was raised – Tatooine. Hah!
  2. Darth is clad in a metal suit that might take at least anywhere between 36-48 hours to remove. So, does Darth go to the potty daily? Probably not (unless he has a in-built potty into his suit). That means he's plagued by constipation, acne, intestinal turbulence and skunky flatulence and that takes a heck lot of pills to cure. That's why I told you guys he needs a Medicare part prescription plan.
  3. When Darth was a kid, he was a slave to a trader named Watto. Slave trader, child slave – mean anything to you? Duh! That Darth's been abused right from his childhood days, buddy. It's time he bought a Medigap part prescription plan.
  4. Darth Vader's peewee was burnt beyond recognition in the flick, The Revenge of the Sith. That was when he was about 20 years of age. Aside from that, have you ever seen Darth make out with a babe after that? Man, forget babes, that guy can't do a chicken! And Viagra's not going to help – he needs proper and powerful drugs, which he can buy at the intergalactic drugstore using his Medicare part prescription plan.
 

These were my thoughts about Darth Vader and why that poop needs a Medicare part prescription plan – What do you think? Let me know.   

 

Speaking of Medigap part prescription plan: if you've already picked up a Medicare plan and want to buy a Medigap part prescription plan to ensure prescription drugs are covered – just buzz me. Or, if you prefer buying a Medicare part prescription plan online, do it at the Medicare Supplements home page . That site’s networked to the best Medigap part prescription plan companies and will give you a super deal.  


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And, say a little prayer or light a candle for my least favorite villain, Darth Vader.